Sunday, March 19, 2006

quentin is weird

I saw the movie HOSTEL last night. Quentin Tarantino just presented it, whatever the hell that means(although they had no problem emblazoning his name on the poster as if he actually directed it). I don't know if I'm made of sterner stuff than most people but despite all the gore, I didn't feel all that nauseated. It was creepy, though. But even with all the slashing, chain-sawing and bone drilling, I found the gang-of-kids-that-bashed-your-skull-in-with-a-lead-pipe-if-you-didn't-give-'em-gum waaay creepier.

No offense to the one-fourth of earth's population but guys can be pretty stupid when it involves their dick. This movie just practically screams penile idiocy. (yes, I am making that term up.) And yeah, check out this description of the movie.

Two adventurous American college buddies, Paxton and Josh, backpack through Europe eager to make quintessentially hazy travel memories with new friend Oli, an Icelander they've met along the way. Paxton and Josh are eventually lured by a fellow traveler to what's described as a nirvana for American backpackers--a particular hostel in an out-of-the-way Slovakian town stocked with Eastern European women.
Adventurous? More like pathologic fuckers. All I can say is, girls would never think of going to some country like Slovakia to fuck people they don't know. And hello, the place looked like a good place as any to be tortured after being screwed and drugged.
I'm not even sure if I should recommend anyone to watch it or not. Granted, the plot is kinda bland but man, the gore! Just to see that on screen... I may be sick in the head.

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