Telecommunications

You know how I never delete anything? Okay, so maybe never is too strong a word. I rarely delete anything. Anyway, since my kick ass Sony Ericsson mobile phone can store a gazillion messages, I rarely delete text messages either. Actually, even when I still had a crappy Nokia phone that couldn't store shit, I wrote messages down on a notebook. Kinda like a court transcript. It's like a diary of sorts, anyway and Lord knows how I love documenting everything.

So anyway, here are a few text message conversations that made me laugh.

(After the Pathology exam during the medical boards)
Farina: There's only one thing I can say about Patho. FUCK. If I fail the boards, it'll be because of Patho.
Gio: Patho was my highest subject.
Farina: I hate you. Melt under my scary digital stare. (glaring emoticon)


Farina: How are you?
Dennise: Hmm, waxed my pubic hair, finally finished the translations 2 nights ago, bought picture frames, put up the Christmas tree, in the night cafe right now with my mom and Danie.
Farina: Hmm... Bikini wax would have been a less graphic term.


Marrion: Guess what? We're being housed at Century Park Hotel!
Farina: Since I'm woefully ignorant of what or where that is, I'm guessing I should be impressed and say, "Wow! Amazing!"
Marrion: Then again, I may have overestimated you.
Farina: I can't know everything. But that doesn't mean I don't know more than YOU do.


Gio: Guess what. I'm in a club with other XU Med people. What the heck should I do here? I don't dance.
Farina: No fair. You didn't go with me but you're going with them. But since you're my friend, I'll tell you my secret to surviving a club. Pick a couple that's making out and voila! HBO live.
Gio: Eww.. I should leave. But the interns paid for me. It would be rude so to speak.
Farina: Ah. Sucks to be you. But seriously, an hour more there would probably be enough. Or you could bust a move for 5 minutes then leave them horrified. At least you can leave.


Dennise: I texted Mars an hour ago that I'm cancelling.
Farina: OMG, you're having sex, no? That's why you're cancelling! I get it. Shopping with us isn't exactly orgasmic.
Dennise: LOL. I had sex. Now he's just snoring.
Farina: So you're cancelling because of afterglow lethargy? Okay. Whatchadoin later? I'm assuming Mr. German Guy will continue snoring until we go to Bo's.
Dennise: Yeah. Let's shop later nalang.
Farina: Okaay... Anyway, we'll be at Sotelco at 1pm then shop at 2pm. Just text. Unless you're too caught up in the throes of passion and you're fingers have gone limp and you can't text.


Gio: I asked my dad if I could get married. He said I'm old enough. Can u be best man?
Farina: If you want Monica to go crazy..
Gio: You always were boyish.
Farina: Yeah, but a barong really can't hide my girly boobs.
Gio: Tape them.
Farina: I will wear breast bindings and wear a samurai outfit! Yay!


Gio: I'm at Bo's right now. Want cake?
Farina: I'm busy making dessert for my family.
Gio: You cook?
Farina: If you can call stacking graham crackers, cream and mangoes COOKING.


Farina: Mars, whatchadoin? Wanna go out?
Marisse: You really have no idea what's happening, no? It's flooding.


Farina: Everytime I watch America's Next Top Model, I just want to punch Tyra Banks in the face.
Dennise: LOL! I needed that! I'm so stressed here. Ga-arte si Danie every night!
Farina: Maybe it's the Boracay sand. She was eating sand when you got there.


Farina: Reading from my diary. "Marrion sat in the seat behind me and we were talking. Actually, he was insulting me."
Dennise: LOL!!! The guy's an ass! Why did we ever like him, I wonder?
Farina: Haay... I don't know. But there's glaring evidence that I did.


(Farina forwarded diary quote to Marrion)
Marrion: Hehehe... What's high school for you if we weren't classmates? Would you have these great memories?
Farina: I'm laughing NOW. But at the time, I just wanted to punch you in the face.
Marrion: Tell me more about your diary where I'm involved... The happy ones!
Farina: Please. They weren't happy. Just evidence of you being an ass.

My life is slowly turning digital.