Back in high school, I kept a diary. Old school blogging in a sense. I was reading the entries and some of them had me weeping with laughter. At one o'clock in the morning.
However, this particular one had Dennise ROTFL.
"During Values class, Marrion wrote on my forehead with chalk."
Just so you know, I don't let people write on my forehead with chalk. Marrion's just an ass. Everyone has a mortal enemy in high school. Mine just stayed with me until I passed the medical board exam. My relationship with Marrion has been entertaining my friends for years.
Speaking of high school memories, Dennise told me of this thing that happened in 2nd year Biology class that I don't remember but I think is so totally typical of me.
I am the coolest nerd. By present standards.
However, this particular one had Dennise ROTFL.
"During Values class, Marrion wrote on my forehead with chalk."
Just so you know, I don't let people write on my forehead with chalk. Marrion's just an ass. Everyone has a mortal enemy in high school. Mine just stayed with me until I passed the medical board exam. My relationship with Marrion has been entertaining my friends for years.
Speaking of high school memories, Dennise told me of this thing that happened in 2nd year Biology class that I don't remember but I think is so totally typical of me.
(Scenario: Farina is chatting with a seatmate,
not paying attention to class)
Teacher Vicky:
Farina, what's going on? Would you like to share
what you are talking about to the whole class?
Farina (the smart aleck):
I was just wondering if Alpha Centauri is brighter than the sun,
considering that it is the brightest star.
Teacher Vicky:
Uh...
not paying attention to class)
Teacher Vicky:
Farina, what's going on? Would you like to share
what you are talking about to the whole class?
Farina (the smart aleck):
I was just wondering if Alpha Centauri is brighter than the sun,
considering that it is the brightest star.
Teacher Vicky:
Uh...
I am the coolest nerd. By present standards.
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