Monday, March 16, 2009

In other words...

Not much to blog about right now but I was, as per usual, scanning old PA comics and I came across the coolest way to shut someone up. Thanks, Tycho.

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

*_*

Kinda reminds me of, "How dare you have the audacity to insinuate that I can tolerate..."

Right, den?

1 comment:

Dennise said...

how dare you have the audacity to insinuate that i can tolerate such a diabolica insult coming from a mere scrap of society such as you?

if you insist to persist with such provocation then I shall summon all my powers in order to pulvorize you! in other words: shut up!

AND YOU EVEN MADE A VARIATION!!!