Haiku to you, too.

I was reading Neil Gaiman's "Good Omens" for the gazillionth time and I just kept laughing at the voice-synthesized warnings of Newton Pulsifer's Japanese car. (This is in the last part where Adam "fixes" the world.)

Late frost burns the bloom
Would a fool not let the belt
Restrain the body?

The cherry blossom
Tumbles from the highest tree.
One needs more petrol.

And so, feeling all Japanese-y, I decide to make stupid haikus. Because I might as well have some sort of output on this very lazy day.

Three friends I do have
Three sources of happiness
The group with no name

Brinee said last night
Love is sex that isn't porn
Kinda true, sort of.

My stomach rumbles
Omeprazole can't relieve
Need some Jollibee

And then there was one
American Idol done
Dude, it's Kris Allen.

Craptastic laptop
I want to throw you away
But I need Facebook

So lame, it's occasionally funny. ^_^